Neutral Evil/Quotes

"The only side Ben is on is his own."

—Sayid, Lost

"Hmmm, maybe I should help them...or, maybe I should just help myself!"

—Swindle, Transformers Animated, looting the Elite Guard's ship while the other 'Cons fight Safeguard in space

"In today's world, there are many authoritarian regimes. Generally speaking they are the reflection of some ideology. The tyranny that oppresses Haiti does not even have that excuse; its sole object is to place the country under tribute in order to ensure the future affluence of those now in power."

—The International Commission of Justice, on the government of Francois "Papa Doc" Duvalier

"Evil cheats. That's its nature. It does whatever unscrupulous or immoral thing it has to do to in order to win."

—Umpire, The Real Ghostbusters, "Night Game"

"Shall we decimate them? That sounds good, nice word... decimate. Remove one tenth of the population!"

—The Master, Doctor Who, "The Sound of Drums"

"[He's] fighting his own war, and he has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or a country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money."

—Mission briefing on Vladimir Makarov, Modern Warfare 2

WHEN WE HUNT, WE KILL. NO ONE IS SAFE. NOTHING IS SACRED. WE ARE BLACKWATCH! WE WILL BURN OUR OWN TO HOLD THE RED LINE! IT IS THE LAST LINE TO EVER HOLD!

—Creed of the Blackwatch, Prototype

"Destroy anyone who has ever slighted you."

—Haerta Bloodsoak, Order of the Stick

"If I want to live, I live. If I want to take, I take. If I want you to die, THEN YOU DIE!"—Cesare Borgia, Assassin's Creed Brotherhood

"I've got no complaints as long as I get to kill who I want and steal what I want."

—Revy, Black Lagoon

"You're worse than a traitor Nina. You don't even have a cause, you don't believe in anything. You would sell anyone and anything out to the highest bidder".

—Jack Bauer talking to Nina Myers, 24

"There are only three people I look out for: Me, Myself, I."

— Damon Gant, Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney

"What a perfect asshole."

—Wallace, speaking of Gideon Graves, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

"Don't apologise. I never do."

—Norman Osborn, The Spectacular Spider-Man

"You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."

—Al Capone

"A man may fight for many things: his country, his principles, his friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a stack of French porn."

—Edmund Blackadder (the 3rd)

There was no malice, no hatred. No mention of an old score. Only a quick capture, and the promise of grim deeds to come.

—Baldur's Gate 2: Shadows of Amn opening narration, regarding Irenicus.

Basphomy: "You didn't seem like the world-conquering type."
Bun-bun: "Well, at least until it gets boring."
Basphomy: "Then what?"

Bun-bun: "Then, anything I want."

—Sluggy Freelance, "Holiday Wars"