Never My Fault/Quotes
Somehow this is your fault!
—Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series
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Don't blame me. Blame society.
—Carl "CJ" Johnson, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
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Considering that my life's in shambles right now, could you at least take the blame?
—Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes, March 15, 1989
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Following on from the cheapness laws, you will soon get to learn that nothing is ever your fault when it comes to gaming.
—Destructoid, "Ten Golden Rules of Online Gaming"
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But I didn't know anything about it, so it's not my fault. Everybody keeps on blaming me--it's not my fault! I didn't make this happen! Master Van said to do it, after all. I was just trying to help! It's not my fault! Why is everybody leaving me? It's not my fault...
—Luke fon Fabre, on destroying Akzeriuth, Tales of the Abyss Synopsis
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Lister: Rimmer, you can't blame me for your lousy life. —Red Dwarf: Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers
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Red Mage: You're a mass murdering psycho. |
So according to Joss, putting Michael Wincott, Ron Perlman, Brad Dourif, J.E. Freeman and Sigourney Weaver in your ALIEN movie is horrible casting. And the director, who also directed City Of Lost Children, might as well be Helen Keller. But the writer, the guy who gave Ripley a robovag sidekick more annoying than C-3P0, and made the main villain a fucking Muppet Baby? You insult him in a dream, you better wake up and apologize. |
(Immediately after Anakin Force chokes his wife Padme in a fit of rage) |
Rick: Oh, no, the front door's exploded! Vyvyan! —The Young Ones, "Nasty"
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Robotnik: Coconuts! I was bamboozled by Sonic, and it's all your fault! —Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, "Full-Tilt Tails"
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This is everybody's fault but mine.
—Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
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Franziska von Karma: If it weren't for traitors like you... —Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All
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Despite being defeated by a number of their own mishaps, Denton still tries to displace blame elsewhere, creating a fictional tag-team of Thiel and Hogan as some sort of storyline villain out of the crude machinations of Vince McMahon’s own WWE sent as henchmen to body-slam Gawker out of existence […] —Gawker.com Officially Shuts Down from One Angry Gamer
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Max: Chloe, you can't keep blaming me and everybody for everything wrong in your life. It's so not fair. —Life Is Strange (Episode 3: Chaos Theory)
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