Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors/Funny
A surprising amount of Funny Moments, considering the general setting of the game.
Puzzle sections
Plenty of these pop up if you examine things in the puzzle sections thoroughly enough. Separated by puzzle:
- 3rd Class Cabin (prologue/first puzzle)
- Repeatedly examining the ladder by the bunk bed with the blue suitcase.
Junpei: (So, ladder, we meet again.) |
- 2nd Class Cabin (Door 4)
- Funyarinpa, 'nuff said.
(examining the painting in door 4) |
- In room 92, examining a light, of all things.
June: It's light. |
- Checking the lit candle when in the same room as June.
June: Jumpy, you lit the candle. |
- Lotus's commentary on the mirror.
- Kitchen (Door 4)
- Examining the pots and pans.
- Junpei's "chunk of meat."
- Looking at the sharpened knife in the freezer.
- Examining the bottle of oil in the kitchen area.
- If you're playing the section via Memories of the Escape (which glosses over some things, usually long or important scenes, with the explanation that Junpei 'can't remember what happened here') and don't pick up the pork before leaving the freezer, Junpei has this response instead of Santa taking it:
Junpei: ... Whoa... I have... no idea... what's going on... What am I... Why am I holding a frozen hunk of pork...? |
- There are several meme references in this room too, for some reason. "Well, excuuuuse me, Princess!" and "Why so serious?"
- Upon looking at some pots and pans repeatedly:
Junpei: Hey, did you see that action movie that came out last week? |
- Operating Room (Door 7)
- Quite a few puns.
Junpei: The organ is... |
- The chemical closet.
Seven: Hey, Junpei! There's dihydrogen monoxide on this shelf! |
- Checking a bottle of purple liquid around few times.
- The innuendo of playing with the medical mannequins and using them for... other purposes.
- Chart Room (Door 1)
- Examining the compass leads to this exchange:
Junpei: A compass... |
- Captain's Quarters (Door 1)
- Library (Door 9)
- More puns and innuendo from checking the books.
Clover: It says "Riemann Hypothesis". What is there to hypothesize about with a reamin'? Isn't it pretty straightforward? |
- Study (Door 9)
- The pipe cheer. Has to be seen to fully enjoy it, as the animations make it twice as funny (especially Snake's reaction).
Seven: Gimme a "P"! |
- Examining the monitors on the ceiling has Junpei ask Clover to hang from them.
- Checking the compass after finishing the puzzle leads to Junpei making a few puns.
- 1st Class Cabin (Door 5)
- Examining the vase when in the bedroom.
Snake: A vase? Where did you find this? |
- Checking the light switch in the hallway several times leads to Seven composing a short song for Junpei (then adding a verse). Junpei is not amused.
Seven: Hey Junpei, you're a Taurus...right? |
- Examining the shower head in the bathroom:
Seven: Testing, testing. Hey, it's great to see you all here. I just flew in from New York, and boy are my arms tired! Yes, thank you, I'll be here all week! Try the veal! |
- Examining the toilet paper in the toilet.
Junpei: Two toilet roles here, one for business, one for fun. |
- Examining the toilet paper a few more times in the toilet
Junpei: All right, I'm gonna pull off some of this toilet paper! Rolling, rolling, rolling... Rolling, rolling, rolling... |
- Examining the bed a few times whilst facing the piano.
Snake: Junpei, I cannot help but notice your interest in the bed. Perhaps you are hoping we will spend time on it, together... |
- Examining the chair to the dresser whilst facing the door to the hallway.
Junpei: (It's a small, round chair. Looks like it probably goes to the vanity) |
- Seven's commentary on the mirror.
- Examining the mirror
Junpei: (…And there we are in the mirror. A college kid and a terrifying giant of a man in a beanie. Stuck in a cramped bathroom… With this beast of a man… What would my parents say?) |
- Casino (Door 5)
- Examining one of the chairs whilst facing the fireplace in the casino.
Junpei: (This chair goes to the poker table. Hmm... It feels really soft...) |
- Checking the chandeliers a few times from behind the bar.
Snake: Junpei, why do you talk to yourself so frequently? |
- Examining the bottle of drink on the counter leads to some amusing dialogue with Seven. Attempting to go back to the rest of the room multiple times after unlocking the door leads to some more.
Seven: Junpei! If you really want this, you're gonna hafta get through ME first! You can't even guess at my true strength! If you don't wanna die here, turn around! |
- Only switching on the right-hand light over the fireplace then examining the canvas leads to Junpei misinterpreting the symbols on it.
- Laboratory (Door 8)
- The 'Science Boy' thread of dialogue in the laboratory (gotten by examining the mannequin multiple times after getting the activation key).
Junpei: The mannequin looks sad, I'm starting to feel bad for it. |
- Gets pretty ridiculous after Clover accidentally sets the mannequin on fire. Examining the mannequin will have Junpei worry about Science Boy more than Clover, much to Clover/Lotus' annoyance.
Junpei: Science Boy! Noooooooo! Oh, the humanity! |
- If you click on the laboratory door several times once it's unlocked
Junpei: (So long, mannequin... You may not have been a real man, but I always thought of you as kin...) |
- Steam Engine Room (Door 6)
- The flight of stairs that's perfect for looking up skirts. What makes it hilarious is that Santa asks for Clover, not June. Actually Fridge Brilliance: June is Santa's sister.
Santa: Oh man, Junpei, I can't believe I missed something so important! |
- Santa calling the cloth bags in the corner a 'snowman secret meeting'.
Santa: Look, Ace! It's some kind of snowman secret meeting! |
- Examining the catwalk multiple times leads to this:
Junpei: It's the catwalk, meow. |
- Cargo Room (Door 6)
- You'll get an amusing reaction for examining half of the cards. For example, Junpei (and Santa) will act like a narcissist to his own card, June will be embarrassed at her own card, while being jealous towards Clover's card.
- Junpei's card
- You'll get an amusing reaction for examining half of the cards. For example, Junpei (and Santa) will act like a narcissist to his own card, June will be embarrassed at her own card, while being jealous towards Clover's card.
Junpei: There's a pretty cool-looking dude on this card. I can't take my eyes off it. |
- Santa's card
Santa: Man, the guy on this card is one good-looking son-of-a-bitch! Way more class than that other chump... |
- Checking Lotus' card.
Junpei: There's a picture of Lotus on this card. |
- Shower Room (Door 3)
- Confinement Room (Door 2)
- Lotus refusing to touch the toilet, ever.
- Torture Room (Door 2)
- The semi-running gag about pipes.
Novel sections
- Seven calling Lotus an "exhibitionist grandma" and a "half-naked raisin".
- In a similar vein, the "Lotus Symbol" after the first set of doors. Junpei and Seven have fun with it.
- "Santa looked especially shocked to discover he was actually someone else."
- Clover's Drives Like Crazy moment in the True end.
- And Junpei retaping Ace when he continues to the philosophical part of his Motive Rant.
- June and Junpei's extended Innocent Innuendo conversation outside the Saturn elevator, if you pick the "Being locked up alone with a boy" option. June thinks that the elevator's going to take them to a flooded deck, but Junpei thinks June's just being coy.
Meta
- Director Uchikoshi's reply [dead link] to question 70 on the Aksys Games website:
What are the heights of each character? What are the measurements for the female characters? (bust/waist/hips) |
FINALLY, A LIGHT QUESTION! Unfortunately, I'm sorry... I didn't really give the characters specific atributes like that. All I know is that Lotus has big boobs. That's for sure. She used to live in Silicon Valley, but her boobs are not filled with silicon. They are ALL NATURAL. |