Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot/Film

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.

Martian: The people of Earth do not realize that Santa Claus has been kidnapped by Martians.
Tom Servo: You do realize what you just said.

  • The House of the Dead movie gets a swing and a miss by casting its villains as zombie pirate alchemists. And, no, these are the semi-historical sort, not the cool kind from Fullmetal Alchemist or the Atelier series. Not even as cool as The Alchemist from The Venture Brothers.
  • Badmovies.com had this to say about The Land That Time Forgot:

In honor of Earth Day, I present you with a film that contains Germans and dinosaurs. If that does not make you want to recycle, I do not know what will.

  • The back of the Soldier DVD case has a review from Jay Carr that reads, "Rambo, Death Wish, and Dirty Harry in outer space."
  • You Don't Mess With the Zohan is about an Israeli kung-fu ninja commando women's hairdresser. I swear....
  • Bubba Ho-tep: an elderly Elvis Presley (played by Bruce Campbell) teams up with a black John F. Kennedy to fight a cowboy mummy.
  • The Hellboy film's version of Kroenen is a Gasmask-fetishist Ninja Nazi Occultist Zombie Clockwork Cyborg Gimp Puppet.
  • Death Race: racecar Prison convicts in a Battle Royale (possibly with cheese) fight to the death, using heavily armored Mustangs mounted with miniguns and napalm. Oh, and there's hot minority women's prisoners brought in. And The Transporter stars.
    • The original had a cheesecake Nazi and Sly Stallone breaking a violin over some dude's head. That's got to help it.
  • Plan 9 from Outer Space. Human Aliens, led by a Camp Gay man, start a very small Zombie Apocalypse with their electrode guns to deliver an Anvilicious Aesop about the arms race. Criswell babbles.
  • Fantasy Mission Force: Nazis, Amazons, vampires (and associated other ghouls), Road Warriors and a musical number. Oh, and Jackie Chan. No, we are seriously not making this up.
  • The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension ... Buckaroo is a genius theoretical physicist, stunt driver, neurosurgeon, samurai, strategic defense consultant, and gunslinger. Also the front man for the hardest-rocking bar band in Jersey.
    • You forgot comic book hero.
  • The Tim Burton film Pee-wee's Big Adventure has Pee-Wee Herman meet a magician, a fortune-teller, an escaped convict, a zombie truck driver, a giant, a hobo, cowboys, and bikers - and then he ends up getting chased by water-skiers, Santa Claus, and Godzilla while interrupting the filming of a Twisted Sister music video. And then he gets a movie made about his life in which James Brolin (playing Pee-Wee) fights ninjas with Morgan Fairchild.
  • The film Outlander boils down to a Space Marine teaming up with Vikings to fight Aliens.
  • The Chinese cyborg Kung-Fu movie, assuming it really gets made.
  • "Manos" The Hands of Fate is about an acid-tripping satyr who works as a Crusty Caretaker to a cult of comatose polygamists whose leader is Immune to Bullets.
  • Troll 2 is about vegetarian goblins disguised as Corrupt Hicks who eat people and get their powers from Stonehenge. Their leaders are a Large Ham Sinister Minister and an even Larger Ham witch with a corn fetish, and they are defeated by a combination of The Power of Goodness and The Power of a Double-Decker Balogna Sandwich. There's also a Badass axe-wielding ghost who can shoot lightning and stop time.
  • Popeye, The Movie, or at least the making of it, can be considered a Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot. Directed by Robert Altman, who directed Mash and Nashville, produced by Robert Evans, based more on the original comic strip than the animated cartoons that followed, starring Robin Williams alongside Altman alumni like Shelley Duvall, filmed in Malta, in the late 1970s/early 1980s, partly financed on a mass budget by Paramount Pictures and Disney, with Italian cinematographers, with music by Harry Nilsson and Van Dyke Parks. No wonder "directionless" was a common criticism, although one has to admire that such a concoction could be made, whatever its fate.
  • Club Paradise. Starring Robin Williams, Peter O'Toole, and Rick Moranis. Music by Jimmy Cliff. Directed by Harold Ramis (Ghostbusters, National Lampoon's Vacation). How did it go wrong?
  • Dead Snow. Nazi Zombies. In Norwegian Mountains in Winter. Ein Zwei Die.
  • The titular characters in Ninja Cheerleaders are not just ninjas and cheerleaders but strippers and 4.0 grade students too.
  • WALL-E is a movie in which Johnny Five and an iPod fight HAL 9000 aboard Noah's Ark In Space!.
  • Robot Monster: a virtually-immortal robot alien gorilla single-handedly destroys Earth civilization with his bubble machine and then falls in love with a human woman.
  • Evil Dead III: Army of Darkness: A smartass with a chainsaw hand and a BOOMSTICK must fight an army of medieval zombies led by his own evil zombie Doppelganger.
  • The Harryhausen Movie The Valley of Gwangi. Little can prepare a viewer for the sheer unadulterated awesome of Cowboys roping a Dinosaur.
  • German movie Der Goldene Nazivampir von Absam 2 ?8364;“ Das Geheimnis von Schloæ#376; Kottlitz : Exactly What It Says on the Tin. ("The Golden Nazi Vampires of Absam [a mountain town in Austria] 2 - The Secrets of Castle Kottlitz.")
  • Dead Alive (also known as Braindead). Father McGruder fights off zombies with his Ninja like martial arts skills after proclaiming "I kick ass for the Lord!". Soon after his ascent to Ninja Priest he becomes zombified making him now a Ninja Priest Zombie.
  • Kung-fu Zombie. The title itself is nearly enough to qualify. The movie also has ghosts, Nice Hats and a kung-fu vampire on fire.
  • Star Wars - Jedi Knights. Think about it - they're ninjas with telekinetic powers, rocket ships and Laser Blades. Anakin pilots his ships and Luke guides a photon torpedo, both using psychic powers. Darth Vader is technically a Psychic Ninja Cyborg, with a cyborg arm!
  • Black Sheep has carnivorous zombie were-sheep and one character who engages in bestial-paedo-incest (unless the sheep was of age in sheep-years, then it's just bestial-incest)!
  • Star Wars is made of this. The Star Wars universe is a galaxy where cowboys, pirates, ninjas, Nazis, robots, Samurai, wizards, knights, bounty hunters, aliens, monsters, magic the Force and other typical fantasy archetypes from all genres co-exist. This is also apparent with the characters: Han Solo is both a pirate and a gunslinger. Obi-Wan Kenobi is a samurai, a ninja, a knight and a wizard. Darth Vader is a robot, a Nazi, a samurai, a sorcerer, an asthmatic, and a black knight (This is lampshaded in Night at the Museum 2. Yoda is a wizard, an alien and an old master. You could build a Star Wars character completely by mixing and matching two or three archetypes and give your creation a funny name.
  • In the horror movie Elves, the villain's plan to Take Over the World involves the breeding of a race of Nazi elves.
  • In the anthology flick The Monster Club, Mr. Exposition shows another character a schematic that shows what you get when vampires, werewolves, and/or ghouls crossbreed.
  • Nothing can be more awesome (or gruesome) than a creature with the head of a baby doll and a body that's a mix of a snake, angler fish, spider, centipede, and which makes a noise that sounds like a demented raccoon. Commentary reveals it's actually based off Medusa, but I think my version sounds better.
  • Crossroads 1986 might not sound like much by the title, but there's Daniel Larusso playing blues in a guitar duel against the best player of the Devil, played by Steve Vai Sir? We might just be witnessing the end of the universe here...
  • Most of the Syfy Channel Original movies are this. Take Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus for example, it's a movie about a Megalodon big enough to snap a battle ship in half in one bite that can jump high enough to eat a jet liner about to fight a Giant Octopus big enough to crush an oil rig and levels Tokyo, the two of which have been frozen for eons.
  • D.E.B.S. is about a school of school-girl outfit wearing secret agents who's top student is a budding lesbian who falls for the worlds most notorious criminal.
  • Dude, Where's My Car?? is about two stoners who have a madcap adventure involving aliens, religious cultists, jocks, a transsexual stripper, and llamas - er, ostriches. Oh, and somewhere along the way they learn to speak Japanese.
  • Mulholland Drive could be seen this way. Two lesbians, one amnesiac and the other a possibly coked-out and psychotic starlet, team up to solve the mystery of the amnesiac's identity. The starlet's inability to catch a break in Hollywood is attributed to Mafiosos who are controlled by a midget and a cowboy. Oh, and outside of dream-world, the lesbians just might be a call girl and her madame.
  • Alien: The Facehugger is a Severed Hand Vagina Scorpion Rapist. And all the more Squicktacular for it.
  • The Pakistani film International Guerrillas has flying Qu'rans that shoot lasers. Seeing is believing.
  • I Drink Your Blood featured hippie satanists with rabies.
  • Sucker Punch: Clockwork steam-powered undead nazis from World War I. And giant samurai with a minigun.
  • Moon Child features gay vampire gangsters of the future!
  • Rock Slyde: Private eye and former star of gay pirate musical pornos.
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