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"Wait, Carmen Selectra? Doesn't he mean Carmen Electra?" "No. No, he doesn't." —American Dad

Wow, you know Lucius Sweet? He's exactly as rich and as famous as Don King, and he looks just like him too! —Homer Simpson to Moe, The Simpsons

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