No Sense of Humor/Quotes

"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."

—Ron Weasley, Harry Potter

Jack Darby: Hey, Optimus? Wanna see something funny?

Optimus Prime: No.

—Transformers Prime

Here’s a link to my Periscope video explaining how President Trump’s mean tweets about Morning Joe will destroy everything you love. Wake up, people! It’s common sense! Tweets kill!
On a totally unrelated topic, I have confirmed that 30% of the public can’t identify a joke without the help of a service animal.

— Scott Adams, How President Trump’s Tweet about Morning Joe Will Destroy Civilization