No Strings Attached/Funny

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  • "It'll be like Sideways, except you're Paul Giamatti and I'm the guy who gets laid!" "You mean I can't get laid?".
  • "Did you just give a girl a balloon because she slept with you?"
  • -eating a cupcake- "There's a crimescene going on in my paaants!"