Non Sequitur Scene/Haiku

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.

A serious scene.
Suddenly, dancing hippos!
Let's just forget that.

Intense storyline
Lots of fist-clenching drama

What am I watching?
The army was just routed.
Now they are singing.

Story's really nice.
I know what to expect now.
WHAT? Pickle swordfight?

Ryu and Ken fistfight,
Perform a Broadway number
And resume the match.

I'm sure there was Plot.
But here Jim dances with squids.
I don't even know . . .

Such a tragic tale;
Depth, emotion, and wit...
Next scene...dancing eels.