Nostalgia Critic/Haiku

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


A BAT CREDIT CARD?!
WHY?!?! WHY?!?! A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?!
AAARRGGHH! Cue the gunshots.

—Sizzly Bacon

I remember it,
so you don't have to. Trust me,
You would rather not.