Nothing Exciting Ever Happens Here/Quotes

This village. Is so. Dull!

Link: Gee, it sure is boring around here.
King Harkinian: Mah boi, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!
Link: I just wonder what Ganon's up to.

—Link: The Faces of Evil

We live on the most boring street in the United States of America, where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen -- period.

—Buzz, Home Alone

It's just been really boring around here.

—Noah Maxwell, Tribe Twelve, a few videos before something happened that made things a bit more interesting.

Cut back to the courtiers, condescendingly observing to Illistyl that it must be boring, living in a backwater like this, where nothing ever happens.
“Oh, yes,” she agrees calmly, “’tis peaceful enough.”
Thump, the first severed Zhent head lands on the turf beside them.
The courtiers gape at it.
“Nothing much ever happens, ’tis true,” she continues, keeping a straight face and not looking up.

— a little incident near the Twisted Tower from Ed Greenwood's home campaign (Forgotten Realms).