Odd Job Gods/Quotes

Now Issek of the Jug, whom Fafhrd chose to serve, was once of the most lowly and unsuccessful of the gods, godlets rather, in Lankhmar. ... He is not to be confused with Issek the Armless, Issek of the Burnt Legs, Flayed Issek, or any other of the numerous and colorfully mutilated divinities of that name. Indeed, his unpopularity may have been due in part to the fact that the manner of his death - racking - was not deemed particularly spectacular.

—Swords In The Mist

1625 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG: "#3: There is no Gnomish god of heavy artillery."

RPG.net poster, whose name has been forgotten: "There is a Catholic patron saint though."

—RPG.net [NSFW][Photoshop]Motivational Posters first thread