Off with His Head/Quotes

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Get this damn thing off my neck
I'm the head of the board now I'm bored of my head
Sharpen up the blade, boys
What are you waiting for?
Here's where we all get ahead!
Wipe that damn smile off your face
Or we'll lop it off clean with our new guillotine
Sharpen up the blade, boys

Bells are now tolling, soon heads will be rolling
Voltaire, The Headless Waltz
"The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or my American heritage as a negative is: I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now if any of you sons of bitches got ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY, NOW'S THE FUCKING TIME! ...I didn't think so."
O-Ren Ishii from Kill Bill Vol. 1, after taking Boss Tanaka's head.
Off with his Head! So much for Buckingham.
Colley Cibber, Line added to William Shakespeare's Richard III
"That man is a head taller than me. That may change."

(Mario is staring down Ganon and his minions while holding the Master Sword. The Moblin charges with a halberd.)

Moblin: Getya! I'm a get'cha!

(Cue Single-Stroke Battle and the Moblin's head falls off in the process.)

Moblin: Oh, my head!
"The most interesting thing about King Charles I is that he was five foot six inches tall at the start of his reign, but only four foot eight inches tall at the end of it.
Monty Python - Oliver Cromwell

GIVE ME YOUR FACE!