Olan Rogers/Funny

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  • In New Prime, when Dutch goes to grab the magical artifact... to immediately throw it to the phantom just because he's that much of a idiot.
  • Also:

Daniels: "Don't shove your philosophies on me, brother bear!"
Ferris: "What do you mean, philosophies?"
Daniels: "You know...those jiggly things!"

  • New Prime 5:

Ferris: Sauces without surface....Make me nervous...
Dutch: Oh yeah? Well sauces without plastic.....Makes me not fantastic...
beat
*Ferris slaps Dutch*
Dutch: That was for good measure. And to give me pleasure.

*Sips juice*