One Piece/Haiku

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Luffy is awesome
So are all his Nakama
He'll be Pirate King

—Pom Rania

Epic fantasy piece
Not overly romantic
[1]

—Iku Masamune

King of the Pirates?
The guy who's gonna make it
is made of rubber.

—Shar Phoe

“Black Leg” Sanji, cook
Womanizing chain-smoker
Who does not hit girls.

—Pingo T Best

"One Piece"

The Strawhat Pirates
They are searching for the great
Treasure called One Piece

Monkey D, Luffy
Rubber man who soon will be
The next pirate king

Green haired man Zoro
Greatest swordsman in the world
what he wants to be

Cat burglar Nami
Steals your heart, and your wallet.
You won't want them back

King of lies, Usopp
A great sniper even though
He is a coward


Five star cook Sanji

—Has some great kicking moves and\\

Likes to make good food


Great doctor Chopper
Blue nosed reindeer who can change
Into a human

Miss Nico Robin
An archaeologist who
Will give you a hand

Franky the cyborg
A great shipwright who can build
Many other things

Skeleton man Brook
Has an afro, is undead
Plays a mean violin

Want to be my friend
We are, we are on a cruise


Yes indeed, we are

—by wariodude128

He's called Humming Brook
Musician long sought after
Since decayed to bones

—Pingo T Best

Rumble ball fever
Eat three within six hours
I double dare ya. [2]

—Art Fever

Good dub openings.
"Come aboard and sing along",
Set sail for One Piece.

—Wanderlust Warrior

From Roger to Ace
To Dragon, Garp and Luffy
The Will of the D.

—L Lawliet

Brook the skeleton
Is in love, but can not feel.
Yohoho! Skull joke!

  1. I say this, because most of YA fantasy epics today have more romance and overdone high school drama than fantasy
  2. I'm well aware of how off that last sentence was, but what the hell, it was too hilarious to not leave behind XD