Our Vampires Are Different/Quotes
"A Catholic vampire doing UV tanning.... No respect for traditions!"
—Cobra, Space Adventure Cobra, "Magic Doll 1"
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People have different standards when it comes to arguing what is and isn't a vampire... |
"For one thing, rewriting the rules is just good storytelling. Upending conventions lets you surprise the audience. You thought garlic was going to ward off the boss vampire? Sorry. You planned to kill him with that little piece of sharpened wood? Good luck. These days, you'll see vampires slapping crosses out of the way more often than shrinking in fear. Variations on the vampire rules also make for some clever plot twists." |
Announcer: In fact, for the town boasting the allegiance of the King of the Night, I've hardly seen any vampires on the charts! Of course, it is daylight. They'd probably all turn to ash! |
I'm a Hungarian-American with an inherited medical condition.
—A vampire gangster, Top Ten: The Forty-Niners
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It was upon the field of battle at Clamorga that the mighty Captain Moriar fell, defending the ridge against the despicable Eldar. Many were his wounds and the Sanguinary Priests were at a loss to heal him. And so it was that Moriar was interned within the sarcophagus of the Furioso Dreadnought built by Brother Morleo, as were Belaphon, Dario and Amaretto before him. Upon gaining his strength, Moriar was struck by visions of Sanguinius, his own near-death state triggering the Black Rage. Immortal now in his adamantium shell, Moriar survived the Black Rage, hungering for battle and death. The Red Thirst grips him, and the revered Brothers of the Armourium have modified his armoured suit so that he may partake of the vital liquid and be restrained when not in battle.
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"the nice thing about vampires is that if someone says "no that's not how vampires work" you can say "yes it is", and then, nobody is right"
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"Before folks swear off sunlight, they should know the basics, which would be easier if the rules didn't change in every film, book and TV show." |
"A vampire drinking wine on a private jet, flying to Rio de Janeiro in broad daylight? The stories got everything wrong."
—Pip Bernadotte, Hellsing Ultimate
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Kristen Stewart: You really are a vampire! Does that mean that garlic, stakes, and sunlight kill you? —Rod Hilton, Twilight: The Abridged Script
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When the thirst comes upon me so fiercely that I can't recall my own name, when the searing Eye of the Day scalds my flesh, or as loneliness shrouds the vacuum where my soul used to reside, I wonder if I am as invincible as I pretend.
—Blaesing, Dim Triad member, from the Dungeons & Dragons supplement Librs Mortis
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Contrary to popular ignorant opinion, even vampires love the sun and the sea
—Alisa, The Day Watch
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Homer ...where he discovers he's a [beat] vampire —The Book Job, "The Simpsons"
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Crichton: You're a vampire. —Farscape, "That Old Black Magic"
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Darren: What other vampire powers do I have? Can I turn into a bat? |
They're not literally vampires. Sunlight, garlic, crosses, none of that applies. But we call them vampires because they're ageless super strong monsters that feed on the blood of the living.
—Atomic Robo, Atomic Robo and Other Strangeness
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Jack Crow: You ever seen a vampire? —John Carpenter's Vampires
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