Painful Rhyme/Quotes

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Aram: I'm actually here to pass out this formal complaint against his existence.

Complaint: "Articles XII-XVI: Incidents involving the word 'strife' in conjunction with the word 'life'."
—Men in Hats 2004-01-21

The rhyme obliges me to this; sometimes.

Monarchs are less imperative than rhymes
—Lord Byron, after a particularly painful rhyme in Don Juan
Just because you can rhyme the words "lyrical" and "miracle" doesn't mean that you are one.
—The Rap Critic, guest appearance on Bad Movie Beatdown
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