Paranoia (game)/Funny

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• This Tropers RPG group has a standing house rule that any briefing that goes by without a death is regarded as a failure. As such, much hilarity has ensued. Par example, these 3 consecutive sessions:

Friend Computer: The medical chimpanzees are waiting outside. Who would like to play a game of ping pong? Two-thirds of the players assent to this, albiet cautiously. Friend Computer: Ping pong is an unsanctioned game. Only sanctioned games provide sufficient happiness. Report for re-education

• • • Re-education, incidently, consisted of being attacked by the aforesaid (Computer controlled) monkeys

Friend Computer: This concludes the briefing. Who would like to play a game of poker? Beat One guy raises his hand Friend Computer: A desire to play poker indicates a desire to spread wealth. Spreading wealth is communism. Communism is treason. Turret drops from the ceiling and frags him Friend Computer: Have a nice daycycle.

Friend computer: Who would like to play a game of Trivial Pursuit? The players, wary by now, keep silent Friend Computer: Unwillingness to play games indicates an unnaturally low level of happiness. Happiness is mandatory. You will all be dispatched to the Happiness Enhancement room.

• • • A death trap obstacle course, naturally