Passion Night by Odiane is a plotless Harry Potter Slash Fic in which Sirius and Lupin, for no reason at all, start shagging in every permutation of their shapeshifting forms. Along the way we have ten-inch penises, gallons of "jizz", far too many vowels and (perhaps most infamously) the writer, having been reprimanded for a previous Slash Fic in which the characters didn't use lube, remembered it but thought it was an activity.
- Anatomically-Impossible Sex: The lube is just the beginning.
- Beige Prose
- Biggus Dickus
- Department of Redundancy Department: How many times do we need to be reminded what form the characters are in at any given stage?
- Faster-Than-Light Travel: Referenced.
"IF I GO ANY FASTER WE WILL BE AT HYPER SPEEEEEED!" Lupin shouted trying not to moan while he shouted.
- IKEA Erotica
- The Immodest Orgasm
- Porn Without Plot
- Rouge Angles of Satin
- Shapeshifting Squick
- Slash Fic
- Title Drop
"Its time for the passion night" Lupin said.
- Troll Fic: Possibly. Opinions vary on this.
- Valley Girl: Lupin talks like one for no apparent reason.
"That was sooooo awesome" Lupin said.