Percussive Maintenance/Quotes

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"My ship works better when I kick it..."
Spike Spiegel, Cowboy Bebop
"They remove Psycho Yellow from the Megazord by using the anti-virus technique of hitting it with a sword."
"Autoshop 101: Excessive Force."
"This is how we fix things on the Russian-" (begins beating wrench against engine) "-Space Station!"
Lev, Armageddon
"That's a precision tool board. The hammer lives elsewhere."
James May, to Percussive Maintenance devotee Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear
"Kick the car, Mom! It works on the TV!"
Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes