Perverse Sexual Lust/Quotes

"Ohh, Black Luster Soldier! No-one must ever know of our forbidden love..."

—Solomon Muto, Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series

"My first love was an anime character!"

—Francis's security system quiz answer, Super Paper Mario

"Remember kids: getting boners over a cartoon character is kind of weird!"

—Jeph Jacques

"Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes

That make me think the wrong things."

—Barenaked Ladies, One Week

Nerd #1: You'll never be satisfied with a mortal woman because the Elf Wenches are so beautiful. You'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again. Yes

Nerd #2: Wow! You're an idiot!

—Rocko's Modern Life (Canned)

"Celty and Shinra are TOTALLY doing it, so I'm afraid that ship has sailed. I totally want you, and as an added bonus, I am NOT A SWORD. Do we have a deal? "

—Karen Leslie's "brief, but hopefully effective, plea for GARtenderly affection".

"It's alright to jerk off to cartoons"
"The Japanese do it everyday"
"So rub one out for the USA!"

"The USAAAAAAAAAA!"

—The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (The Cat Fight song)