Keely: What are a couple of teenagers going to do in a dark room with no adult supervision?
Phil: Forbidden Romance calls for Forbidden Hedge Trimming.
Pim: What kind of name is Keely? Phil: Asks Pim.
Keely: She's in Indonesia. Phil: You have your latitude and longitude mixed up. She's next to Kid Rock and Ricki Lake. Keely: I know a shortcut through Tiger Woods.
Phil: Keely, Keely, Keely. Keely: [pushes Phil gently] Don't you triple Keely me!
Barb: That's perfect! I could be the hostess with the mostess! Pim: Mom, you can't even make toastess.
Phil: What I need you to do is go to the street fair... Keely Replicate: I love the street fair. Phil: ...with Via... Keely Replicate: I love Via. Phil: ...while I take Keely, the real Keely, skyaking. Keely Replicate: I love skyaking. Phil: Yes, but you're going to the street fair. Keely Replicate: I love the street fair. *gasp* Pillows!
