Phineas and Ferb/Haiku

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Two young step-brothers
Bored during their vacation
Build amazing things

Okay, Ferb! I know
What we're gonna do today!
But hey... where's Perry?

Heinz Doofenshmirtz is
Constructing more -inators?
Stop him, Agent P.!

I Better call Mom.
My stepbrothers are doing
Stuff in the backyard.

Mom! Phineas and
Ferb are writing a haiku
Sure they are, honey

Phineas and Ferb
Just built a roller coaster
In the backyard. MOOOOM!

Perry bursts into
My lab, thwarting my evil.
Curse you, platypus!

Wow, Ferb, that was fun.

But how'd it all disappear?
There you are, Perry!

Aren't we a bit old

To watch Phineas and Ferb?

—Why yes, yes we are.

A hundred and four
Days of summer vacation
Know what we're doing?

The two minds who lent
Hands in CatDog, RML,
Now have their own show.

A secret agent?!?
You did not stop or tell us
What the Hell, Hero?!

A terrible show.
It's bland, and predictable.
It should end quickly.