Pink Chickens

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Dolly: Just think, Mustard! We've left our dull lives behind and are headed for new and exciting careers as Space-Babes!
Mustard: I don't wanna be a Space-Babe. I wanna be a Pink Chicken.

Dolly: Pink Chickens TM it is then! Just don't blame me if it doesn't sell.
—Episode 1: "Spoooog!"


Pink Chickens is an Australian comic created by Patrick A. Reid [1]. It ran in the Australian kid's magazines Mania (from 2001 to 2002, when a parent complained and "spoiled everything for everyone") and Krash (2005-2006), coming to a total of 14 "episodes". The comic has since been hosted on the official Pink Chickens website, which can be found here. According to said website, the current status of the comic is "WHO KNOWS!" - Mr. Alexander saying that he wants to complete the comic, but also that he "...may not be capable of finishing it (or willing to finish it) in its current form."

The comic mainly follows the adventures of Dolly Douglas and Mustard Custard, with two episodes (5 and 10) following Beaver-B of The Baddy-Beavers/Throttle-Me-Beavers (alphabetically-named beavers who like to play Badminton). It blends at-times surreal/"silly" humour with a fairly well-established plot.

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Tropes used in Pink Chickens include:

Mucus: 私は魚です![2]
Pidgie: ワンワン![3]

    • The Baddy-Beaver's war cry in Episode 5

Soy un alce importante![4] Muerte a todos los molletes![5] Os nabos comeram meus pastéis![6] Ich bin ein furry vampire![7] Ich sauge saft![8] Café con pan![9]

    • The shoelace cross-stitch that Dolly holds up in one panel in episode 8 reads ばか (Japanese for "idiot").
  • Calling Your Attacks:

PRETTY DRAGON FAIRY STAR CLOBBERING THING!! of doom!
MAGICAL FANCY TIGER WISH HURTING MOVE!! of doom!

Dolly: Brrrrr! No panel border! That's spooky.

Mr. Custard: So I said to the boss: "Dang froogie-poop, sir! Gimmie the gosh-jiminy cookie-nut before I blow your head up! Arrr!! I'm a pirate!
Mrs. Custard: CITRUS FRUIT!! CITRUS FRUIT!!

    • "We interrupt this comic to annoy you! [...] It's an Arctic Neen!"
  • Only Sane Man: Basil and Victor.
  • Shout-Out: Several.

"But you see, this is no ordinary wardrobe! This wardrobe is a gateway to the magical land of Nanria TM! [...] Yes, Nanria! A magical land of only two metres by one metre by one and a half metres! Nanria: Where it is always dark and smells suspiciously like a musty old cupboard." [10]
"And make sure they tape Seachange! It's the Shaun Micallef wacky out-takes special!"

"The shoes are RedTM and were designed by SomebodyTM [...] This panel brought to you by Mutual HatredTM

"DOOR-OPENING AND RAMP-EXTENDING SOUND EFFECTS!!"
"Zʊʃ!"[12]
 

  1. Patrick Alexander
  2. I'm a fish!
  3. Wanwan!
  4. Spanish for 'I am an important moose/elk'
  5. Spanish for 'Death to all the muffins/Kill all the muffins!'
  6. Portuguese for 'The turnips ate my crayons!'
  7. German for 'I am a furry vampire'
  8. German for 'I suck juice'
  9. Spanish for 'Bread with coffee'.
  10. Dolly: sold!
  11. It should be noted that he might not be entirely mute - Dolly says that they will not leave the ship until he says Goodbye to it. She does end up leaving, though she might have left without him saying it.
  12. This could be interpreted as writing in the International Phonetic Alphabet, in which case it would be pronounced as 'zoosh' where the 'oo' sound is much shorter than usual