Pink Elephants/Quotes

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"Whoah! Pink elephants, man! Being ridden by little pink Macedonians..."
—from "Dork Tower", Pyramid, 12/1/2000

"In reality, two properly inflated purple balloons can lift a pink elephant off the ground. The reason that we rarely see this occur is that very few pink elephants know how to inflate balloons."