Pokémon: Attack of Mewtwo

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"Pokemon: Attack of Mewtwo" is a Pokémon Troll Fic created by "dark-lemur".

The fanfic tells the story of Sarah, a 13-year old trainer with "black hair and nice smile and really pretty." She receives an Eevee "Eve" "evee" from Professor Oak on her first day as a trainer. Unfortunately her adventure is soon derailed as Mewtwo a clone of Mewtwo called Mewthree attacks and "explodes" Oak's laboratory, killing Professor Oak and possibly Gary. After that, Sarah swears revenge on Mewtwo and starts her Pokémon journey. In the next chapter, she is joined by Jake, a male Pokémon trainer who apparently "look like 13 year old Zac Efron". Things go downhill from there.

The fan fic can be found here.

"Pokemon: Attack of Mewtwo 2: Attack of Team Rocket" is the sequel sekwel to the first story. It doesn't contain Mewtwo or Mewthree and Oak and Gary are inexplicably alive again. The "lik" to it can be found here.

A dramatic reading of the story can be found here. A MSTing of the first story can be found here, and the MSTing of the second story can be found here.

Tropes used in Pokémon: Attack of Mewtwo include:
  • Artifact Title: Ever since it was "revealed" that Mewtwo wasn't behind the attack on Oak's lab, the title isn't an accurate description anymore. The author actually notes this, but shakes it off with "but TOO BAD"
  • Back From the Dead: Oak and Gary in the sequel. In true badfic fashion, it's with no explanation whatsoever.
  • Beige Prose: Dark Lemur never uses more than 2 sentences to describe anything.
  • Cloning Blues: Mewthree hates humans for some reason, presumably the same reason Mewtwo did.
  • Department of Redundancy Department: Some of the dialogue. For starters...

Then more clones came and Eevee changed form to stop them but there were too many of them. "There are too many of them" sad Jake.

"what" said Sarah. "what" said Jake. "what" said the first mewtwo.