Poker Night at the Inventory/Quotes
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"You should know that my first response to an inveterate raiser is to shove chips down his or her throat until they shit like a slot machine."
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"Flint Paper once told me, and I quote, 'Bad cards are no reason to get beaten up by a bunch'a humps.'"
—Max
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"Best strategy when fighting Heavy Weapons Guy, is not to fight Heavy Weapons Guy."
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"Of course I've got the best cards, man! That's what they call me! Got The Best Cards Man!"
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