Porn Stache/Quotes

"-Maybe in Japan, having a little moustache like that makes you really cool.

-Somebody needs to tell them that over here, it means you're a math teacher."

—Tycho and Gabe on Solid Snake's new look

"Only three kinds of people are allowed to use thick mustaches: porn stars, Freddie Mercury and Mario."

—Ralph magazine's review of Super Mario Galaxy

"Being a black woman in this country has made things a bit harder for me. Now, I can't change the way I look, nor would I want to. But you--you're young, you're white, you're male... Now, honey, why you wanna flush all that down the toilet by making yourself look like Freddie Mercury circa 1980?"

—Catherine Duke, News Radio