Portmanteau Couple Name/Quotes
Evan: Oh my god, Jill and Hank. Jank! Jank is back! That's hilarious. Hey. We made a pretty good team. We should have a combo name, in fact. Evan and Divya--Evadivs. Eva... that's weak. Divya and Evan... Divyan. Divyan?Evan: Not bad.
Divya: Okay, here's one. Divya... and Idiot. Diddiot.
—Royal Pains, "Astraphobia"
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, known to their friends as 'Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie', and to absolutely no-one as "Brangelina" except the writers of rubbish magazines.—The Now Show Book of Records, "Most Irritating Made Up Nickname"
Comicon Attendee: My question is "Bartie or Brittana", and it's for the entire cast.
Darren Criss: Those are ship names, for the non-nerds on the table.
"Oh, don't even start, "Tarla" or "Curk" or whatever you're calling this two-headed judgmental freak-show."—Dr Cox, Scrubs