Potter Puppet Pals/Funny

Cool Ron in "The Vortex"
Harry in "Wizard Angst" banging his head against the wall repeating "Angst... angst... angst..."
- "What. Is this. Rumpus?!"
- "Ron invaded my personal bubble".
"Voldemort. Voldemort. Ooh Voldy, Voldy, Voldy, Voldemort!" * da da da da da...dum...*
"Look! It's a giant furry mattress! May I jump on it?" "Yes, do as you wish, you diseased child."
- Hagrid's song in the same episode.
"It's naked time!"
"I mean everything I've ever said, ever. Because I'm. Harry. Potter." *cue lightning strike*
Gunning down Voldemort with Uzis.
"Snape, Snape, Severus Snape..." "DUMBLEDORE!"
- Heerrrmione!!!!!!!!!!
I've found the source of the mysterious ticking noise! It's a pipe bomb! Yaaaaaaaaay! KABOOM!!!
BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER!
The Elder Swear.
- Her you go: Your mother is a ____ing_____lorem ipsum___admittum venium____tragula____hippopotamos____republican____ing Daniel Radcliffe____with a bucket of_____in a castle far away where no-one can hear you____soup____with a bucket of t____mickey mouse____a stick of dynamite____magical____ALAKAZAM!!!
"I asked her to dance, she asked me to die."
- "Would that I could, Lily... would that I could..." "My mum was awesome!"
"I hope you find your button, Snape." "So do I orange one, so do I." "... I like buttons!"
The main trio's reaction to Snape's new mustache in "Mustache Buddies".
"Does it feel NICE, Ron?! I bet it feels NICE."
The way they say "NO" to a Draco Malfoy puppet.
- Draco likes fire...
"Dear Mr. and Mrs. my parants."
"Your grandmother is a blast-ended skank!"
Harry realizing that Ron and Ginny look exactly like each other in "Ginny" after Ginny gets a haircut.

Harry: (holds wand against head like a gun) Well... Avada Kedavra!

Dobby's Sock!
From "Neville's Birthday": "What the slash-fic?" Also, naked!Dumbledore popping out of Neville's cake.
- CHILDREN EATING CAKE INSIDE THEIR MOOOUUTHS!!
Neville guilt-tripping Harry and friends into playing "Walk in Circles", plus the part where they succumb.

Walk in circles! Walk in circles! Walk in circles 'round the birthday boy!

- What? No love for Neville EXPLODING?
  - "He just wanted to be your friend, and you exploded him."
Drunk Snape.
In "School is for Losers", Harry punches Snape with an actual human fist, and proceeds to play saxophone before the background changes and displays "Harry Potter is awesome".
Pretty much anything that comes out of Hagrid's mouth.
- "I still keep mah placenta in da shack."
- "Got 'em a dead pig."
Cedric... the foot.
Neville's birthday cake. Thanks Dumbledore.

Harry: "The cake is tainted. Literally tainted."

"Someone BEAT ME UP and RANSACKED my room!"