Power Perversion Potential/Quotes

A Fan: Oda-sensei. Since Luffy is a Gomu Human, does that mean his penis can stretch, too?
Eiichiro Oda: His penis can stretch too.
Another Fan: Yo! This is the first time we've talked, Ei-chan. (Ehehe!) I'm so SHY! So anyway, I have a question. "Buggy the Clown" can split himself in pieces, right? So of course, he can also do that DOWN THERE, if you know what I mean... I can't say any more. I won't let you say any more. Don't draw anything until you answer this question!!
Eiichiro Oda: His penis can fly too.

Somehow integrate her supernatural abilities into our sex life. Really... is there any other answer?

—I_Am_A_Spoon, when asked in a forum poll how he would react to discovering that his girlfriend is a supernatural creature

"I remember back when I was a kid there was a comic strip called Plastic Man. His body was elastic and he could make his extremities as long as he wanted. As a youngster I didn't fully appreciate. But I'm now thinking Plastic Man was probably pretty popular with the ladies."

—Ben Affleck

Clark: It's just...in the last few months, I've been hearing things, you know? Things I couldn't before, like - like over there. Jenny's telling Pete Ross her folks are going out tonight.
Lana: That little tart! You heard that?
Clark: And I can see things too, like in the gym. Ms Stevenson's inside, putting up decorations for the dance. Somebody should be holding that ladder.
Lana: You're saying you can see through walls? So how many times have you peeked into the girl's locker room, huh?

—Superman: The Animated Series

An invisible boy in the girls' locker room. Why didn't I think of that?

—Terry, Batman Beyond

Pete: Did you ever use your X-ray vision to look in the girl's locker room?
Clark: I never use my powers for personal gain.
Pete: Clark...
Clark: Okay. Maybe once.

—Smallville

Well, yeah, I would give anything to be able to turn invisible. Well, I wouldn't use my powers to beat people up, but I'd use my powers to protect the girls' locker room.

—Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"And he immediately defiles the holy gift given to him."

—Mike Nelson, at the end of Mystery Science Theater 3000‍'‍s screening of Puma Man

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