Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner/Comic Books

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • In the indie comic Cool Jerk and HomoGal, Cool Jerk tries taglines with mixed results. For example, during a bank robbery: "Who are you?" "The substantial penalty for early withdrawal."
  • Although the fight between Wolverine and Deadpool in Wolverine Origins has quite a few, there's also a notable aversion when Deadpool notes that the fight is on "for real" and is dead serious when Wolverine starts ditching the one liners and is kicking ass without them.
  • Tacitly part of Robin's job, to the point that when a recently returned from the dead Jason Todd (ex-Robin II) and the Batman of an alternate universe team up in a fight, the following happens:

Batman: You used to crack jokes at times like these.
Jason: Sorry, Batman... Now I just crack heads!
Batman: Now that is funny!

I owe you pissant white trash cocksucking sons of bitches all the hurt in the fuckin' world. So who wants to get his ass kicked first?

  • Megatron delivers a fantastic one to Sentinel Prime in Megatron: Origins.

"I've heard it said that we only gain wisdom through suffering... and tonight, I intend to make you very wise."

Hyraxx: Human! You belong to me.
Buck: Thanks, but actually, I belong to me. And I don't share.

    • Subverted because the alien in question returns a little later and proceeds to thoroughly kick Buck's ass.