Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner/Web Original
- The art collection website "Hey Oscar Wilde! It's Clobberin' Time!" has a name and banner that's all over this trope. It supplied the page image here (a contribution by one DocShaner).
- From Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series (Actually a 3 liner, but still...): "Time for a trip to the Recycle Bin, Phantom. And then, once you're in the Recycle Bin, I'm to to right-click on it and select "Empty recycle bin", because otherwise you'd just be taking up space. In other words, I'm going to kill you."
- From Naruto The Comedy Spoof Series Show: "DATTE-FUCKING-BAYO, BITCH!!"
- "It's curtains for you, Dr. Horrible. Lacy, gently wafting curtains."
- The That Guy With The Glasses Brawl has a few of these.
- The Nostalgia Chick has "Let's kick ass and get cynical."
- Linkara has "I'm not an idiot! I AM A MAN!" (though the ass-kicking is cut short by Benzaie).
- In Suburban Knights, if Malachite asks you, "What do you think of the 21st century?", run. You'll probably still die, but at least you know what's coming.
- "This will be over before you find that flaw"
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