Precision F-Strike/Fan Works

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


After my jaw dropped for a few seconds, I decided it was time to sum up this entire situation in a very simple and succinct phase. "You're fucking nuts."

  • In Pretty Cure Heavy Metal episode 24, Shugo fakes an Australian accent and lands a precision N strike in a parody of the N word privileges supposedly held by white Australians. The rest of the N words are spoken by the token black, who has all the N words in episode 25.
    • Later, in episode 51, Shugo drops an uncensored F bomb right before she dies from her wounds, just to maximize the impact. She gets better.
  • In Kira Is Justice: "Oh crap." Bear in mind that the author almost never uses any curse words in his writing. Not even "stupid".
  • In Relationships Series story "Pain", Shamal asks "what the hell happened" to a badly injured Yuuno. Vita notices that this is the only time she has heard Shamal swear.
  • Takeru Takaishi from the Tamers Forever Series delivers one of these:

"Do you understand now? We're not going to a fucking walk in the park. This is not a goddamned picnic."

  • Elemental Chess Trilogy: "You leave my family alone, you cowardly son of a bitch!" It's a Crowning Moment of Awesome for the speaker, and an odd sort of Crowning Moment of Heartwarming since the "family" in question are the speaker's True Companions. It's also the only time in the entire series that anyone uses a swear word other than "damn."
  • Harry Potter: Draco nails this trope in Yea, Though I Walk when he explains to Hermione, that killing Snape won't stop the demon that is claiming the Death Eaters from possessing his body The cursing and Draco's grief due to mercy killing his possessed father in vain, and her mother sacrificing herself to the demon to save her son really highlight that the situation seems completely hopeless.

Draco: You can't kill a fucking demon with a pillow!

    • In another Harry Potter fan fic straight-laced Percy realizes that the Minister of Magic is under the Imperius curse, which could only mean Voldemort is controlling him. His mental response: "Oh, shit."
  • The Gift: While other characters seem not to mind colorful language, JoJo...doesn't. Except when the invisible hologram explains that she's part of a time experiment gone awry, she combines it with a spoonerism:

JoJo: "What the talk are you fucking about?"

  • In Hogyoku Ex Machina, after being told by Ichigo (who has traveled from the future) that his plan to take down the Big Bad by acting as a mole and assassinating him will ultimately not work, Gin's eyes are wide open and he says, “Well....shit.”
  • In the fifth chapter of this Death Note fanfic, Mello finds out that Matt scored a lot higher than he'd assumed. It turnes out the two of them made a Side Bet, with Mello assuming that he'd win. Well it turns out things didn't go that way...

Matt: I'm getting a codename.
Mello: You're kidding me
Matt: Nope
Mello: So that means...
Matt: That means for Halloween, you're going as Peach.
Mello: Shit.

Phoenix Wright: Dammit! She knows!
Twilight Sparkle: Phoenix! Language!

Garrus: I don't say this often, so understand that I really, really mean it: go fuck yourself.

Sakura: FUCK. YOU.

  • The first sentence of Ccapter seven (or six, not counting the prologue) of KOTOR The Prodigy Of Revan Book One ends with Carth noting Jack's mood isn't the most ...civil.
    • Considering the whole Zalbaar-being-captured-by-Gamorean-slavers circumstance, it's understandable
  • In Reconciliation, this happens at two different points in a single chapter, as Lilly is undergoing an emotional breakdown after her husband Hisao's funeral.

Akira: "Help me to understand here, Lilly, because right now I’m getting really fucking scared. I’ve never seen you like-”
Lilly: “That’s bullshit. My husband is dead. He’s dead, Hanako, and he’s not coming back.”

Firefly: You know what? TO HAY WITH YOU!

    • In chapter 16, when Rainbow tries to calm her down:

Firefly: I CAN’T CALM THE BUCK DOWN!

"Forgive me for saying this, but holy shit!" Andy said.