Precision F-Strike/Professional Wrestling

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • "Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!"
  • "All these people talk about being students of the game. I AM the fucking game!! No one eats, sleeps or breathes this business more than me!!!"
  • "This is not a joke! I am not a joke! I am serious! and You will not look past me, YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!"
  • While WWE is in the middle of its PG era, hearing Mae Young call the universally loathed Lay Cool "these sluts" cheered up everybody's day.
  • CM Punk tells John Laurinaitis that if he screws him out of the WWE Championship at the Royal Rumble against Dolph Ziggler, Punk'll have to go to jail for animal cruelty because "I'm gonna beat you like a bitch." The crowd explodes.
  • The ring collapse with Lesnar and Big Show got Tazz to drop one when a superplex went wrong in 2003.

Tazz: Holy -----