President Evil/Quotes
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"Yes, General, I am masturbating into the American Flag. It relaxes me. Do you have a problem with that? Would you rather that I used you?"
—President Callahan, Transmetropolitan
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"Of all my master schemes to take over the world, the thousands I killed with my army of robotic suicide squirrels, the millions I spent trying to kill you all with Push n' Eat macaroni in a tube, my even-as-of-yet uncompleted orbital death ray, and all I had to do was run for president?! I wasn't even really taking this all that seriously! I even used my real name! You voted for a guy named Doctor Insano! My running mate was Fu Manchu! I mean, I know Lex Luthor won last term, but I thought that had something to do with Superboy Prime punching reality!"
—Dr. Insano, The Spoony Experiment
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"The people! This's all their fault, and they're gonna burn for it. BURN!"
—President Lex Luthor, Justice League in the middle of a Villainous Breakdown.
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Spoony: I'm actually really interested in what the sorceress has to say. What her politics are, what her diplomatic platform is... —The Spoony Experiment, Final Fantasy VIII Part 8
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"Vote for me, if you want to live."
—President Howard Ackerman, Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3
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"The missiles are flying. Hallelujah.Hallelujah!"
—President Greg Stilson. The Dead Zone
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