Pretty Fly for a White Guy/Quotes

A foolish young man
From a middle class fam'ly
Started singin' the blues
'Cause he thought it was manly
Now he talks like the Kingfish
From Amos 'n Andy

He tells you that chitlins

Well, they taste just like candy

He thinks that he's got

De whole thang down

From the Nivea Lotion

To de Royal Crown
—Frank Zappa, "You Are What You Is"

He needs some cool tunes / Not just any will suffice
But they didn't have Ice Cube / So he bought Vanilla Ice.

"... Is it because I is black?"

—Ali G. Who isn't.