Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time/Funny

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  • When Dastan tries useing one of his men's crossbow bolts to cilmb the wall into the city. And he nearly gets hit by one of said bolts.

(Bis gives the man a look) Have you been drinking?!

  • Two words: Ostrich racing.
  • Sheik Amar is made of this trope.

Amar: Behold the mighty ostrich!

    • later: "No matter how good a promotor you are. You can't organize an ostrich race... with just one ostrich!!"
    • and again: "Tch, secret government killing activity! That's why I don't pay taxes!"
    • and again: "Oh great, a knife-thrower with a conscience!"
  • There's this really great scene when Sheik Amar demonstrates his 'courage'... Hiding behind a cage of clucking chickens.

Amar: Shut up! Shut up!

  • When Tamina uses her connections to get Dastan and herself some disguises, and Dastan is forced to carry a really fat guy around in a very heavy chair.
  • After Dastan fails trying to preform a difficult backflip.

Dastan: The third step is the hardest!