Prince of Persia (2008 video game)/Funny

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• Nearly every idle chat between the Prince and Elika.
  • Special mentions go to when the Prince interrupts their rather urgent quest to challenge Elika to a game of I Spy.

Prince: Want to play a game? Come on It'll be fun. Elika: The world's about to end and you want to play a game? Prince: Might as well die happy! ... Elika: Grass. Prince: No. Elika: Rock. Prince: No. Elika: This is a stupid game. Prince: Want another go? Elika: No.Path. Prince: No. Elika: This is impossible! ... Prince: s. Elika: Are you still playing that game? Prince: s! ... Prince: Your turn. Elika: For what?...sigh...c. Prince: Corruption. Elika: Yes, can we go on? ... Prince: s. Elika: Sky again Prince: Now you're getting it. Elika: You picked sky again? Prince: No, but you're getting a hang out of the rules. Elika: Thanks. They're so complex I was worried they might evade me. ... Prince: s. Elika: Scar. Prince: No. Elika: Scarrrr-f? Prince: No. Elika: Shrine? Prince: A-ha! ...No. Elika: I give up. Prince: Soulless follower of Ahriman! Elika: I am amazed no one threw you overboard on your sea trips.

• • Sometimes, Elika also likes being snarky:

Prince: That's a nice blouse. Elika: I think I have an extra one if you want to wear it.

• • The Prince, of course, too:

Elika: We have to cross over there! Prince: Sure, climb on the roof. It's not like gravity ever killed anyone.

• • This conversation:

Elika: Why are you doing this? You're not doing this for me, are you? I've seen you looking at me. I recognize that look. Prince: Hey, you're cute, but not 'stay to fight a dark god' cute. Elika: Would you have helped my father if he had asked you? Prince: He's not that cute, either.

• • Elika and The Prince surely love to Get The Crap Past The Radar:

Elika: Wow. With you as a measuring stick that really makes me a saint. Prince: Oh, come on, I've helped old ladies home from the market. Elika: If they had attractive daughters. Prince: Yeah. I helped them, too.

• • The Prince about the evil god:

Prince: You had to pick this religion? You couldn't have picked one where the all the evil creatures were...I don't know... slightly angry sheep?

• • In the windmill:

Prince: You know, I once thought about settling down, milling flour for a living... Elika: Really? Prince: Ha, are you kidding? How boring would that be?

• • The Prince lampshading the fact that the thing they search is, like always, at the most inconvenient place.

Prince: Nice tower, I'd say it's from the omnious and forbidding school of architecture. Elika: The fertile ground is... Prince: At the top of the tower. Well, they wouldn't put it on the ground floor, would they?

• • Before climbing up a tower

Prince: I'll go first. But hey, no staring at my ass. I've felt you looking. Elika: I thought you lost your ass? Prince: Donkey. And then Elika actually stares at his ass. Prince: I can feel you looking!

• The Prince imitating the Hunter, which is a ugly monster after all.