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  • "Old Man, my ass!"
  • Sara's reaction to Frank being in her apartment.
  • The "conversation" between Frank and Sara while Sara is Bound and Gagged in the backseat of Frank's car.

Sara: *Loud, angry, muffled protests*
Frank: Yeah. I'm getting a little hungry too. We should pick something up. What do you feel like?
Sara: *Sighs; Still muffled* Pizza.

  • Bogg's expression when Sara and Frank finally kiss.
  • Marvin's lack of experience with paper cuts, and his ponderous look when he says "I mostly get shot"
  • Frank's assessment of Cooper~ "6'1". Cute hair", especially given the fact that he only saw him briefly.
  • The ending, after Boggs shoots Dunning's prone body, to make sure he's dead.

Frank: ...you feel better?
Boggs: Yeah. ...wanna get pancakes?

  • The Florida postcard. OM NOM NOM.
  • Bogg's cover being blown by Victoria.

Victoria: And tell Marvin to stand down before he gets hurt.

  • Cue zoom in to Marvin badly dressed in a bush out the window behind her.*
  • The scene depicting the "favor" that Frank and Boggs complete for Ivan.
    • "Moldova sucks!"
    • A sentiment which Frank turns and repeats to the UN Peacekeepers on their heels.
  • Pretty in Mink + tripod-mounted .50-caliber Browning.
  • Dunning taunting Frank and the others before Joe slaps him.

Dunning: You can't touch me.
Joe: Sure I can.

  • Joe responds by slapping him in the face.*
  • THE PIG
  • Almost everything with John Malkovich's character, who is a paranoid delusional kept on a steady diet of LSD for eleven years. One moment has him running after the Vice-President, with old-fashioned dynamite and an actual clock tied to his chest, screaming.
  • Ivan's strategy of clearing out the room at the Vice-President's gala: "OH MY GOD! GAAAAAAASSSSSS!"
  • The look on Marvin's face when Frank and Sara kiss. He's in full on Squick mode.

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