Randy Orton/Funny

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"Can you show me your box?"

  • The entire sequence of how he lost his World Title to Christian. He's been accused of holding the Idiot Ball for kicking Christian in the balls in clear view of the ref when the stipulation had already been made that he would lose his title if DQ'ed. Orton seems to deliberate for a brief second before deciding that he just doesn't care. Then, he goes to town on Christian, ending his beatdown with two RKO's on the non-Spanish Announcers Table (which doesn't break when someone puts their face into it.) Look at Orton's face right before he RKO's Christian and try not to laugh.
  • Using the RKO on Trish Stratus and then giving the Easily-Distracted Referee John Cena's "You Can't See Me!" taunt.
  • Randy and John Cena's confrontation at Backlash 2007. Full of hilarious moments, including John mocking Randy's 'release the doves' pose, Randy saying that he and John "should get together", Randy saying he and John are both handsome and John responding "You think I'm handsome?" and the end of the scene:

Randy: (yelling after a departing John) The only place you're gonna be is in on your back in the ring with me on top of you!
(Ron Simmons walks up behind Randy, hears what Randy said, Randy turns, jumps a little and immediately gets a 'oh no' sort of look on his face has he recounts what he just said and how it could be interpreted.)
Ron: DAMN!