Rayman/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Rayman climbing inside a plant to sneak into a Pirate Base in Rayman 2 is funny enough, but even better is what happens when their scanner detects him:

Pirate: It's okay everyone, it's just a big-nosed bush.

  • Murphy has some good ones in Rayman 3, particularly when he breaks the fourth wall.Probably the best however, is...

Murphy: I was told that after Rayman 2 I'd be cast as a tormented artist who falls in love with a girl with great, big...eyes. And here I am, still playing the lowly sidekick. Sheesh!

  • Although the final boss of Rayman 3 is pretty tense, the following exchange definitely helps the mood:

André: Wow, Reflux, you're so big, and strong!
Reflux: Yes, Andy.
André: With the power of the Leptys, I will have enough energy to reproduce... infinitely! (Evil Laugh)
Reflux: Yes, Andy.
André: "Yes, Andy. Yes, Andy." Can't you say anything else?!
Reflux: No, Andy.

  • Globox falling for an obvious trap, simply because there was LITERALLY a cardboard cut-out of a girl in a bikini.
  • In Rayman 2, the Teensies all arguing over which one of them is the king. In the end, they simply pass the crown around at regular intervals, since even they aren't sure who the king is.

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