Reality Is Out to Lunch/Quotes
The area around the tower of Al Khali, under the relentless magical bombardment, was already drifting beyond that reality horizon where time, space and matter lose their separate identities and start wearing each other's clothes. It was quite impossible to describe. |
Ghosts aren't a rare sight in here. Things that exist tend to disappear, while things that don't tend to appear. Auditory hallucinations and similar occurrences aren't out of the ordinary. —PANDORA employee at Hell's Gate complex to the fresh laboratory rats... er, infiltrated agents and other janitors, Darker than Black
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Arthur: Ford... I think I'm a sofa... |
I don't know what you, as outsiders, can do about this place. If you try to nuke it, then the missile will probably change into a sperm whale or something. If you send soldiers, their weapons might backfire, or not work at all, or turn into bananas.
—David Abraham, Improbable Island
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This is the universe calling to tell Tagon that his reality check has bounced.
—Narator, Schlock Mercenary
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