Really Gets Around/Quotes

Oh that's rich, coming from Miss Yo-Yo Knickers

—Lister, Red Dwarf, "Parallel Universe"

Roz: Dozens of men? Did you tell her that?

Frasier: Well forgive me for keeping track!

—Frasier

Leliana: You are utterly impossible.

Zevran: On the contrary, I am often told how very easy I am, my dear.

—Dragon Age

IS THERE ANYONE IN ROME WHO HAS NOT SLEPT WITH MY DAUGHTER!?

—Brian Blessed as Augustus, I, Claudius

...Samantha has just returned from scattering the remains of an elderly Naval gentleman friend. She says she took his ashes aboard HMS Belfast, and as his former crew stood proudly to attention, Samantha solemnly tossed them over the side.

—Humphrey Lyttleton, I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue

She blushes a lot, but she'll never say no; when her motor is running, this girl don't sit still! The girl gets around!

—Footloose, "The Girl Gets Around"

Judge: Other boyfriend?!? You have several?!?
Angel Starr: Yes 'this boyfriend' 'that boyfriend' and 'the other boyfriend' care to join? The 'yet another boyfriend' position is still open.
Judge:...I-I'll stick to overseeing cases thank you very much.

Ema Skye: Note to self: the judge had to think before replying.

—Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, "Rise From the Ashes"

...who'll stick his peepee into anything with a hole in it.

—The Nostalgia Chick, on Kirk from Star Trek

Chief Running Water: Kid, I hate to break this to you, but your mother is what we Native Americans refer to as, "Bear With Wiiiiiiide Canyon."
Cartman: What do you mean?
Chief Running Water: She is, "Doe Who Cannot Keep Legs Together."
Cartman: Huh?

Chief Running Water: Your mom's a slut.

—South Park, "Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut"

I think it just goes to show that being easy is pretty much all upside.

—Dean Winchester, Supernatural

Sabine: Nale, sugar, I'm literally an evil incarnation of illicit sex, do I seem like I would get hung up on who you sleep with? Heck, I had sex four times while I was away.
Nale: You--you were gone for three hours!

Sabine: Yeah, well, I had errands to run too.

—Order of the Stick

It is very unlikely my half-ogre and the half-elf, half-dragon, tiefling and aasimar have the same dad.

—Item 362, Things Mr. Welch Is No Longer Allowed to Do In An RPG

"I'm never unfaithful. You take that back right now. I'm the most faithful lady in the whole court. I'm faithful to at least a dozen young men all at the same time."

—Empress Elysoun, The Tamuli

i really dont know why cuchulainn made that last promise
because he is physically incapable
of keeping it in his pants

it is like his penis is some kind of unruly seamonster

—There is No Dude Badder Than Cuchulainn, Better Myths