Red Sonja/Funny

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Film

  • While the movie version is obviously not universally beloved, I always got a kick out of Prince Tarn. That boy is hilarious!

Prince Tarn: Boy? Boy!?

    • One of the Prince's best moments was near the begining of the film.

Prince Tarn: My army ran away. Do they want to live forever? I refused to surrender.
Falkon: So she knocked down the other half.

  • Falkon is usually always good for a laugh too.

Falkon: Your Highness, this pearl may BELONG to somebody.
Prince Tarn: It does! And he wants it NOW!

    • It's amazing, the things that man willingly puts up with.
  • Gotta love the part just after Sonja helps Tarn and Falkon out of a jam.

Prince Tarn: Reward her, and tell her who l am.
Falkon: His Royal Highness, the Prince Tarn, Great Lord of Hablok... Keeper of the spotless throne... Great elephant who fertilizes the world with his...
Prince Tarn: I told you never to say THAT!