Abbot Mortimer: Why are we looking at this drawing? I know what a catapault looks like! Constance: We need to know how our weapons work. It's tactics. Abbot Mortimer: I know what tick-tacks taste like! Basil: Not tick-tacks, tac-tics! Have you gone senile? Abbot Mortimer: You can't fool me, Basil! The Senile is a river in Egypt.
Methuselah: Abbot! Abbot! Hey, Abbot! Abbot Mortimer: What is it, Methuselah? Methuselah: When did we get this hole in the wall? Abbot Mortimer: It's not a hole. It's the piece of tapestry that's missing. Methuselah: Oh. When did that happen? Abbot Mortimer:In the last episode of this series.
