Resident Evil/Quotes

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Barry: Jill, here is a lockpick. I think you, The Master of Unlocking, should find it useful.
Barry: Just take a look at this! It's Forest! Oh my COD!
Wesker: Stop it! Don't open that door!
Leon: Ada, wait!
Resident Evil 2, several times
Nemesis: STAARRRSS!
Jill: You want S.T.A.R.S? I'll give you stars!
Claire: Do you want me to take care of this little boy?
Resident Evil Code: Veronica, hidden dialogue.

Luis: A little rough, don't you think? [Leon starts untying the rope around Luis] So, you're not like them?

Leon: No.

Luis: I got one very important question. Do you have a smoke?

Leon: Got gum.

Salazar: Maybe you have nine lives, but it doesn't matter now, Mr. Kennedy! I've sent my right hand to dispose of you.
Leon: You're [sic] right hand comes off?

Salazar: Say whatever you please. DIE, YOU WORM!
Merchant: Got sumthin' that might interest ya', stranger.
Leon: You're small time, Saddler!

Chris: Dammit, where is Jill?
Excella: Hmph! Jill? Maybe I'll tell you, maybe I won't.

Wesker: You haven't changed.
Chris: Wesker! You are alive.

Chris: Jill, it's me, Chris!
Sheva: What? Are you sure that's her?
Wesker: The one and only.

Wesker: Your future HINGES upon this fight!

Chris: It's over, Wesker! There's no one left to help you now!

Wesker: I don't NEED anyone else. I have Uroboros! In less than five minutes, we will reach the optimal altitude for missile deployment. Uroboros will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring Complete. Global. SATURATION!
Josh: Wait a minute, you are Jill Valentine!

Jill: You got room for one more?
Josh: There's always room for a beautiful lady.
Jill: I bet you say that to other girls.

Josh: Just the pretty ones.
D. C. Douglas: I don't NEED anyone else. I have... BIG BALLS! In less than five minutes, we will reach Vader's Death Star. GEORGE BUSH will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring Complete. Global. Penetration! Masturbation! Castration! Oh, FUCK IT. We'll do it live! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!!
—Wesker's voice actor for Resident Evil 5, having fun.

Jill: You really think you could get away with it?
Chris: I already have, Jill.
Jill: Did you-? Do you have it?
Chris: Maybe. You'll have to kill me to find out.

Mystery Man: [laughs] And what would you do if you found it? It doesn't matter, because you're already--
Jessica: Me and my sweet ass are on the way!

Parker: Sorry to drag you into this.

Jessica: That's fine, but you're buying me dinner next time. And I'm ordering lobster.