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  • Gump is a stuffed head mantelpiece of a moose-like creature brought back to life through magic.

Gump: The last thing I remember is walking through the forest and hearing a loud noise.

  • In reference to the key-wound Tik-Tok:

Jack Pumpkinhead: If his brain's ran down, how can he talk?
Dorothy: It happens to people all the time, Jack.