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Duncan: A curse on Moors and Saracens! If it were not for their ungodly ways, Master Robin would never have left. (Beat) What manner of name is "Azeem"? Irish? Cornish? Azeem: Moorish. (Duncan cringes in fear)

• "Fuck me, he cleared it!"
• The Sheriff is storming around Mortianna's quarters, flailing a whip at the walls, and ends by picking up a knife and stabbing several pieces of raw meat on a plate. Mortianna's response: "Something vexes thee?"
  • This outburst from the Sheriff:

Nottingham: Cancel all the kitchen scraps for the lepers, no more merciful beheadings... and call off Christmas!

• During the Final Battle, a guard on the castle battlements charges Azeem, who pulls out his sword and makes a few threatening gestures with it. The guard immediately turns around and runs away.
  • Also during the Final Battle, we get this exchange:

Noble: My Lord Sheriff, do you call this order? Sheriff: Shut up, you twit!

• When Robin firsts meets Little John, he notices Wulf (whom he'd saved from the Sheriff's men earlier) calling John "father"-

Robin: HE'S your father?! Wulf: (nods and smiles) Robin: (Oh Crap face and weird nervous laugh)