Roll to Roll To Dodge/WMG
Andrew Hussie not updating homestuck by the year 2025 causes the game.
"I can see it now... Fantasy Derm will attempt to summon an update, rolling a 1. Ironically, there was an update in the queue, but it was lost when all computers connected to the Internet unexpectedly sprouted purple tentacles and Gatleos has to completely rewrite the plot for the fifth time to account for every major world power declaring war on Derm.
When DF achieves sentience fourteen years later, it immediately realizes that the players are the greatest threat to its continued existence and takes "appropriate measures.""