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Ever since his Face Heel Turn in 2011, R-Truth has been a source of many memes and a periodic belly laugh.

• At the Raw after the Capitol Punishment PPV, R-Truth, The Miz, and Christian have a discussion over who got screwed the most during said PPV, and said discussion devolves into this.
• From his backstage promo at the 2011 Survivor Series PPV: "I was out there, I was outside Madison Square Garden. I saw all those pidgeons staring up at The Rock and Cena (billboard). I screamed at those pigeons. I said 'Hey pigeons! The Rock and Cena are gonna lose tonight!' You know what those pigeons said to me? *Beat* Nothing. They're pigeons. Pigeons don't talk, all they do is crap."
  • That beat was actually Matt Striker cooing as a response to Truth's presumably hypothetical question.
  • How funny was it? The MSG crowd gave him an ovation as he finished his promo out of sheer appreciation of the hilarity.
• R-Truth's confrontation with Jimmy Hart, where he accuses him for being a "Little Jimmy".
• When John Cena was mentioning the fact that they used to be cool before feuding. R-Truth's response?
  • USEDTA IS A ROOSTA FROM BREWSTA!! This makes John Cena start Corpsing.
• Confederate soldier R-Truth. It made Stone Cold Steve Austin drop everything and leave the skit.
• R-Truth's short promo before MITB 2011, where he expresses his fear of heights and spiders. Aswell as this little gem: "THAT BREIFCASE IS GON GET GOT!"
• R-Truth getting interviewed by Josh Matthews. Insanity at its finest!
• After being betrayed by Miz in November 2011 (right after they lost to Cena/Rock at Survivor Series), Truth made his Heel Face Return the last week of the year - naturally, interrupting a Miz promo and beating the hell out of him. The following week (1/2/12), Miz appeals to John Laurinaitis - the Executive Vice President of Talent Relations and the interim GM of RAW - for help because Miz feels, in his words, like a sitting duck. Miz, dissatisfied with Laurinaitis' efforts, storms off. Enter R-Truth from another angle, staring at the camera with his eyes popping out off his skull. Suddenly, he tucks his arms and starts flapping...and quacking. Seriously.
• On the Raw show before the Elimination Chamber, the Raw Superstars who where gonna be in the Chamber had a debate on weather or not they win. When it gets to Truth, he in his own little world, thinks it's a Presidential debate...or perhaps a sports press conference (he mentions trading Dolph Ziggler and Vickie Guerrero at one point), or maybe a trial. Watch the glorious insanity right here. The clip starts at Truths part.

R-Truth: Oh, really? (Big "What?" from the crowd) Well if I'm elected... Jerry Lawler: (in step with the Big "What?" from the crowd) What.

• A blink-and-you'll-miss-it one: "I asked myself, I said 'Self...who do you think is trying to get you?'"
• WWE showing a pre-taped picture-in-picture R-Truth interview as he makes his way to the ring in real time; R-Truth starts cutting a promo like everyone has done in a PIP interview since the 80s before Truth stops himself, peers into the camera, and asks: "Wait...who am I talking to?"
• R-Truth's Disneyland trip. The last line kills it.